Friday, September 19, 2014

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Thursday, September 18, 2014

Landlord: emailed. I hate being a bitch but come the fuck on. I had to put in earplugs. Serving double duty to fight the goddamn CRICKETS.

It is 10:58 and my neighbor has his tv up super loud. I fucking hate apartment living.

Things Boring 30 Year Olds Do:

look at house listings and cry.

1) 2br, 1ba $85,000 this one would require ZERO effort to ~beautify. MLS 440403

2) 3br, 2ba $59,900 this is “the worst neighborhood” according to my mom. MLS 436822

3) 3br, 2ba $59,900 this one my mom picked out; said it looks like me (like something I’d buy, not the house looks like me - but she says she has a cat that does resemble me??)  MLS 441093

so #3 is like a 2 minute walk down an alleyway to my mom’s house. whatever that hutch-y thing is in the dining room is a thing i would kill for.

I grew up in #1’s neighborhood - it’s not exactly nice.  at one point it was one of the most violent parts of DSM.  we lived there when i was 7, again when i was 11, and i spent a few summers there babysitting my cousins when i was 16/17.  THE HOUSE IS SUPER CUTE AND PURPLE AND I WANT IT.

#2 has been vetoed by mom like four times over.  but i love the interior pictures.

i guess the next step is make some viewing appointments and see if I can actually get approved.  FHA what the what.

today is my mommy’s 49th birthday. i took her out to dinner.  happy birthday, momma.

panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down

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Wednesday, September 17, 2014

stoopidestvibes:

Butterfly - Crazy Town