September 2012
pizza delivery is going to take an hour and change.
bright side is that i won’t have to put pants on until then.
treating my self as i wallow in the questionable word of joblessness.
i have to go back to work tomorrow to show jack how to work everything
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August 2012
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captaincatbutts:
I can’t wait until it’s cold and actually appropriate to wear a hoodie and jeans every day
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My hair is still wet from my shower at 6:45 this morning. Like 60% of my hair. Just took it out of my ~professional~ bun. Not cute, hair. Not cute at all.
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Things I Say While Driving
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/
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I have to go buy a suit today. It’s bullshit. Can I afford it? Nope. Will I be reimbursed for it? You bet your sweet ass.
The mall isn’t even open yet. Ugh, if I have to go out to horrible Jordan Creek so help me Satan I will tomahawk someone in the face.
Do thrift stores sell nice suits for people that wear tents?
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stfuconservatives:
brashblacknonbeliever:
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barackobama:
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meredifsteppy:
i cant tell whether vh1 or barackobama is my favorite blog and it is distressing me
Does the president ever reblog Darren Criss gifs? We think not. POTUS: Needs more Darren GIFs!
Hey, Darren: Should everybody register to vote and bug their friends to register to vote?
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